ayyy lmao

I'm under your bed

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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xboxlive:

I don’t think people who have watched this video know who this is. This TeRa, one of the best stepmania players when this video was taken. Once this became viral and a huge meme. He deleted everything and no one has seen him again.

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